Rystoff Paras wakes up one morning, picks out a nice suit and tie to wear to work, and gets dressed - his most important accessory, however, is ___________________. He gets ready to head out and hops in his shiny new __________________ which his driver has waiting outside for him. For security purposes, he is escorted by _________. There is some construction and traffic slows down. His driver apologizes profusely. Rystoff responds to the driver: "Hoahohoaha, don't worry son, that's alright! You know, this reminds me of that time when _________________. Hohoho!"
Finally, Rystoff gets to the Ministry Building and gets to his office. His secretary informs him that they are out of milk and creamer for coffee. "Hoho, that's alright! Just put some _____ in there for me instead, it'll be even better." His coffee is delivered promptly, just as he ordered. "Ahahoho! Wonderful! It tastes just like _________!"
Subject: Paras Joke #2 
Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:11 am
