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PostSubject: Paras Joke #3   Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:53 pm

As the Prime Minister of Deysha-II, Paras was lucky - he was seen by the very best doctors and specialists on the planet. He tried not to take advantage of all the other benefits and luxuries that his position offered, like #1____________ or #2___________, but he did really try to take his health seriously. After all, his #3__________ had been kind of #4_________ lately, so he thought it was best that he go and get it checked out before it got any worse.

In the doctor's office, Doctor #5_________ frowned with concern. He was the most advanced specialist in his field, but even he had never seen such a severe case of #6____________.

"Prime Minister Paras," the doctor said, "I'm afraid we're going to have to #7__________."

"Hahahohohoho, don't worry, doc! I'm sure I'll be fine in no time. After all, I made it through that bout of #8______, so this can't be too much worse!"
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #3   Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:55 am

1. Speed Dial "Escorts"
2.Fat Injections
3.Penis
4.Flaking
5. Markson
6.Penile Flakeage
7.amputate
8.Catastrophic Urethral Trauma
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #3   Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:57 pm

CAN"T
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #3   Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:43 am

CMON. DO IT! DOOO EEEEET! YOU MUST!
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #3   Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:05 pm

Liam wins.
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #3   Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:54 am

fuck yea
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