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PostSubject: Paras Joke #1   Paras Joke #1 Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2014 12:29 am

Rystoff Paras walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, 'Hey Joe, what's on the menu today?"

The bartender says, "My name's not Joe."

What does Paras reply?

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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #1   Paras Joke #1 Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2014 12:34 am

Paras says "HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOO that's a good one Joe, got any onnom bars?"
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #1   Paras Joke #1 Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2014 12:37 am

"Really? I thought that's what I told your mother to name you, that night so many years ago"
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #1   Paras Joke #1 Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2014 2:42 pm

::Paras sits down and laughs jovially:: hohoho, :;takes out his datapad and types for a moment:: it is now if you want to keep your job.
::later that night NEWSFLASH NEW LAW ON DEYSHA ALL MALE BARTENDERS ARE REQUIRED TO CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO JOE
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