Rystoff Paras walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, 'Hey Joe, what's on the menu today?"
The bartender says, "My name's not Joe."
What does Paras reply?
BEST ANSWER GETS AN OMNOMBAR!
Novalyse
Posts : 331 Join date : 2014-01-18
Subject: Re: Paras Joke #1 Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:34 am
Paras says "HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOO that's a good one Joe, got any onnom bars?"
O.M.N.E Corporation
Posts : 213 Join date : 2014-01-17
Subject: Re: Paras Joke #1 Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:37 am
"Really? I thought that's what I told your mother to name you, that night so many years ago"
Cascadia
Posts : 328 Join date : 2014-01-17
Subject: Re: Paras Joke #1 Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:42 pm
::Paras sits down and laughs jovially:: hohoho, :;takes out his datapad and types for a moment:: it is now if you want to keep your job. ::later that night NEWSFLASH NEW LAW ON DEYSHA ALL MALE BARTENDERS ARE REQUIRED TO CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO JOE