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PostSubject: Paras Joke #2   Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:11 am

Rystoff Paras wakes up one morning, picks out a nice suit and tie to wear to work, and gets dressed - his most important accessory, however, is ___________________. He gets ready to head out and hops in his shiny new __________________ which his driver has waiting outside for him. For security purposes, he is escorted by _________. There is some construction and traffic slows down. His driver apologizes profusely. Rystoff responds to the driver: "Hoahohoaha, don't worry son, that's alright! You know, this reminds me of that time when _________________. Hohoho!"

Finally, Rystoff gets to the Ministry Building and gets to his office. His secretary informs him that they are out of milk and creamer for coffee. "Hoho, that's alright! Just put some _____ in there for me instead, it'll be even better." His coffee is delivered promptly, just as he ordered. "Ahahoho! Wonderful! It tastes just like _________!"

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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #2   Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:49 pm

I refuse...... I cant....... this is far tooooo easy to make...terrible
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #2   Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:27 pm

that's the point, you derp -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #2   Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:59 am

FIIIIINE
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #2   Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:04 am

A new pulsing cock sleeve he bought to wear under his cloths
Pimp mobile
Medicaly cleared male prostitutes
:: he suddenly creams his pants mid sentence::
Of my personal cream in there. ::
Daddy used to make
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PostSubject: Re: Paras Joke #2   Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:39 pm

1. his mechanical penis
2. Dick-Mobile
3. Burly gay lumber jacks
4. I put my penis in a coffee grinder
5. crack rock cocaine
6. Grand mama used to make
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