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PostSubject: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:09 pm

Crest Against Humanity is the Crest version of the popular card game.

How To Play: When you are the czar you post a unique question in this thread for the other players to answer. When all players have answered you select the most fitting, whether it be true, funny, or disturbing.

As a player the czar will provide you with a question to answer. You will not be given set answers, so its up to you to come with something appropriate for the given round. The selected answer will be given one Crest credit. The person with the most credits after ten rounds win that game.

Rules:

Games last ten rounds.

Czar is taken by turn in alphabetical order. ADR, Cascadia, Novalyse, O.M.N.E Corp.

Second accounts cannot be used to give players an advantage.

Post questions as a reply to this to keep it simple and easy to find.
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:16 pm

QUESTION:
Novalyse's Chase forces St John to go on vacation, and send him to the newly Opened Cascadian beach resort. He walks off his transport right onto a beautiful beach choke full of bikini wearing women, men in swim trunks, and kids all having a good time. What happenes next
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:22 pm

Send the fleet
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:54 pm

The two would bro fist before going their separate ways.  St. John laughs as he walks to and fro, stealing the toys and candy from the frolicking children.
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:40 pm

St. John groans like an angry old man as he walks next to the water, but then watches all the children playing happily and begins to pout "But I'm not supposed to get my cybernetics weeeet! Waaaah IT'S NOT FAIR"

(alternative one not for voting XD)
St. John spends some time walking around on the beach looking as if he's in deep thought, maybe the fresh air, bright sun, and cool waves have cheered him up a little bit...then he starts pointing at particular young children running in the crowd, waves over his assistant from the childrens' cybernetic development department of the military, and says to the little kids "Alright MAGGOTS I'm recruiting you, you, you, and you, GET ON THE SHIP YOU'RE NOVALYSIANS NOW. DON'T WORRY THE CYBERNETICS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A FEW YEARS."
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:50 pm

Point ADR
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 am

Ashara and Rheatia go out on a date at night, taking a long walk down a Cascadian beach when Ashara tries to make his move. He leans in to kiss Rheatia when she backs away, looking at the ground before back to Ashara.

"Ashara...I'm sorry. I've been lying to you this entire time....the truth is _________"

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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:06 am

I can never love again. You see I'm a widow, my husband was *sniffles* agent markson of tryscar.


Arkenfel: I KELLED YO MAN
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:20 am

I'm actualy a robot sent from ADR's future to kill you
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:00 pm

Eosa don't have genitals, sorry...
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:51 pm

Round Winner:OMNE

Credit Totals

ADR-1

OMNE-1
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu May 29, 2014 2:30 pm

A day of bad luck. Fill in the blanks.

St. John wakes up and _____, leaves for work and ______, has had it with this day and leaves the capital building to go home and ________.
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu May 29, 2014 4:22 pm

1. send the fleet

2. sends the fleet

3.sends the fleet

((actual answer forth coming XD))
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu May 29, 2014 4:49 pm

1. faps to hentai; gets walked in on by his bodyguard

2. roundhouse kicks a reporter in the head on the way; he accidentally lands on a fluffy kitten and kills it instantly

3. take a shit, but he's constipated and can't, so THEN he gets pissed off...and sends the fleet
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Thu May 29, 2014 6:24 pm

goes to take a piss, but seems one of his cybernetic implants is leaking and he painfully pisses hydraulic fluid

is informed enroute that MORE DAMN TERRORISTS have destroyed the only supply depot with replacement parts

basicly piss think blue hydraulic fluid all over himself for the next 48 hours
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PostSubject: Re: Crest Against Humanity   Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:37 pm

*bump bump*

Novalyse needs to pick a winner to start the next round Very Happy
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