Just a fun little index of random busnesses and stuff across Crest...post em with descriptions here!
Stardock's - beloved by nose-ring toting hipsters and trendy rich white people alike! Find them conveniently located for your sipping pleasure at every space dock, shopping plaza, airport, mall, military base, prison, (did we mention space dock?), school, hospital, interstate exit, asylum, and old folk's home TODAY!! Visit your local Stardock's for a $10 cup of organic, all-natural, fair-trade, vegan cage-free, grass-fed, local (that means from the same planet, mostly), laissez-faire, carpe diem, capitalist-brewed, star-dust infused, hot cocoa mint mocha-choca chai tea frappucino caramellito loco-mango latte! Mmm, tasty AND ethical. Sort of.
NebFlix - short for NebulaFlix, this video-streaming conglomerate bought out what we on Earth know as NetFlix not too long before the end of the world when all the fat-cats were selling stocks and cutting their losses. After thoroughly banning Adam Sandler, every movie from the 1970's, and all renditions, parodies, or tributes to anything that ever had Shia LeBeouf or that godawful Kristin Stewart in it, business took off again and NebFlix launched across the DataNet as the most successful thing in the entertainment industry since Tetris.
DataBay - people needed another bottomless pit to throw their hard-earned money into after the institution of the DataNet, and thus, DataBay was founded. Buy or sell anything! Find whatever strikes your fancy, from priceless treasures like this $27 ceramic pig-shaped cookie jar with a witty saying on it to utterly useless garbage like somebody's kid's old pants with a suspicious stain on the left ass-cheek - but the high bid's only $0.27! FREE SHIPPING?! WHAT A DEAL!
Riegle's Used Cruiser Sales - low credit? Bad credit? NO FUCKING CREDIT?! NO PROBLEM! Holy shit, don't miss these crazy sales! Fly on into Riegle's Used Cruiser Sales and BUY A CRUISER TODAY! Hell, don't just stop at a cruiser, because we've got everything - cars, hovercrafts, orbital space shuttles, ATV's, boats, submarines, surface-to-air missiles, trailers, AT-AT's, refurbished battleships, and more! No gimmicks! No pressure! No warranties! (wait, what?) For a limited time only, buy a hovercar without a test drive and we'll give you a FREE limited edition first aid kit!